fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

Posted 4 hours ago with 151,945 notes

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Posted 6 hours ago with 574,142 notes
#rebaggled  #she queues me not  

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 7 hours ago with 114,481 notes

we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

(Source: -teesa-)

Posted 7 hours ago with 242,977 notes

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

(Source: hauntedwombat)

Posted 7 hours ago with 51,878 notes

adventuretime:

iguanamouth:

recently i was approached by boom studios with an offer to do an ADVENTURE TIME COMIC COVER, and i jumped on the chance to be a part of a series that ive always enjoyed a whole dang lot

after submitting three potential designs we went with my personal favorite, the one with a big ol nod to m.c. escher. even if it doesnt get chosen as an official cover i still had a lot of fun with the design ! and id imagine if escher was still around to see it hed say something like “how did i get here” and “whats going on”. haha classic escher

M.C. Escher would love this if he were alive. He’d also be 116 years old.

Posted 7 hours ago with 16,124 notes
#rebaggled  #Advenutre Time  #animation  #cartoons  #comics  #she queues me not  

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

Posted 8 hours ago with 96,312 notes

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Posted 8 hours ago with 21,530 notes

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

Posted 8 hours ago with 251,008 notes

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

image

[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

Posted 8 hours ago with 98,834 notes

wittyhistorian:

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

Where has this been all my life?

Posted 9 hours ago with 199,785 notes
#rebaggled  #she queues me not  

we’re the freakin’ guardians of the galaxy

(Source: tonysttark)

Posted 11 hours ago with 37,203 notes
#rebaggled  #gotg  #mcu  #she queues me not  

all-of-the-stars-mss:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

scooter

(Source: grass10)

Posted 13 hours ago with 301,062 notes
#rebaggled  #she queues me not  

somekindofspacegod:

[x]

Posted 14 hours ago with 8,803 notes
#rebaggled  #THIS IS THE CUTEST  #OMG  #lee pace  #guardians of the galaxy  #she queues me not  

(Source: starfishlove)

Posted 16 hours ago with 533 notes