muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

(Source: alphalewolf)

Posted 3 days ago with 307,332 notes

emir-dynamite:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

Posted 3 days ago with 389,737 notes

(Source: theclashofqueens)

Posted 3 days ago with 536 notes

pippinofthe-fellowship:

THE BEST OF LOTR COMMENTARIES

(Source: mcavoys)

Posted 3 days ago with 43,173 notes
#rebaggled  #she queues me not  

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

Posted 3 days ago with 54,184 notes
#rebaggled  #she queues me not  

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

Posted 3 days ago with 19,654 notes

serialreview:

Modern horror movies with retro VHS covers

Posted 3 days ago with 18,739 notes

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

(Source: sodaking)

Posted 3 days ago with 205,586 notes

markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

Posted 3 days ago with 102,646 notes

(Source: thosecomics)

Posted 3 days ago with 102,856 notes

(Source: slobunni)

Posted 3 days ago with 13,592 notes

lilcochina:

Me

(Source: chrisruffalo)

Posted 3 days ago with 75,345 notes

thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

Posted 3 days ago with 86,803 notes

(Source: robertdeniro)

Posted 3 days ago with 11,744 notes

If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.

(Source: natalienovna)

Posted 3 days ago with 606 notes