grumpybilbo:
#remember when eowyn thought legolas was aragorn’s boyfriend
(Source: gomezwantsmullerinhisbed)
My boyfriend and I having a romantic date at the beach <3
(Source: lalalavoldie)
My new OTP is my roommate and Kelly’s cat
My matress is in my roommate’s room right now.
Shhhh don’t tell him
Watching War Horse
Tom Hiddleston: And how much are you charging, sir, for this strong, decent, and very fine animal?
Me: I'll be your strong, decent and very fine animal for no charge at all
Tom Hiddleston: Gently Perkins, I don't want to sour him. I want him fit and shiny.
Me: You'll never sour me, I'll be as fit and shiny as you want.
Tom Hiddleston: Says anything at all to or about the horse
Me: takes it completely sexually
Tom Hiddleston:
Me:
Everyone else:
The world:
The galaxy:
Asgard:
Me: Take me completely sexually, Tom.
