WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND
I almost spit out my water
#remember when eowyn thought legolas was aragorn’s boyfriend
My boyfriend and I having a romantic date at the beach <3
My new OTP is my roommate and Kelly’s cat
My matress is in my roommate’s room right now.
Shhhh don’t tell him
Watching War Horse
And how much are you charging, sir, for this strong, decent, and very fine animal?
I'll be your strong, decent and very fine animal for no charge at all
Gently Perkins, I don't want to sour him. I want him fit and shiny.
You'll never sour me, I'll be as fit and shiny as you want.
Says anything at all to or about the horse
takes it completely sexually
Take me completely sexually, Tom.